Sunday, April 10, 2011

Adventures in Food Packaging: Ruffles Molten Hot Wings


I want to believe this is literally a bag full of wet, messy hot wings. Is that not what they're promising with this image? Close your eyes and imagine yourself popping the bag open, then gently sliding your hand in until you're elbow-deep in molten hot sauce. Now that's a satisfying snack that requires a shower afterwards.

4 comments:

paul kilian said...

I won't be impressed until they've figured out a way to make the bag look like it's literally on fire on the shelf. If Nintendo can make a 3D hand-held system, I don't see why it isn't possible. Although, I bet they would end up getting sued by someone who thought there was actually fire inside and nearly froze to death out in the woods without what he thought was instant fire.

chekovsgun said...

this is so goddamn amazing i don't think i can even use words. in a hypothetical scenario, how could they make the sauce keep though? it would be potentially more chemicals then sauce.

Dan Lurie said...

With the right chemicals, and the proper amount of seasoning, I think it can be done.

Brian Woz said...

I'd like to see a bag full of chips soaking in Brown Gravy.