"What is that you're wearing? It's, it's, it's intoxicating."
Don't know what I'm talking about? Check out this clip:
I was so blown away by the brilliant delivery of the "intoxicating" line that I had to hunt down the actor responsible. Two things became abundantly clear during my extensive research:
- The Internet is an amazing tool.
- There are plenty of people out there who are as bored as I am.
So who is this fantastic actor?
Answer: Rusty Joiner.
I know. I didn't believe it at first either. But when I closed my eyes and courageously followed the link provided by a Yahoo Answers discussion about Rusty, it led me not to a porn site, but rather to his Internet Movie Database page. Photos like this one proved that Rusty Joiner is a real person, and the amazing actor in the Bacon Club Chalupa ad. Mystery solved.