Real men buy their coffee at AutoZone. Have you seen the canisters they're selling Folgers crystals in these days? I don't know what I'm buying anymore. Is it coffee or lubricant for my automobile? Why's everything in life gotta be so confusing?
Hmmm, Rich Pure Taste or Smooth Pour Bottle?
Screw it, I'm goin' with the Synthetic Blend.
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