Our friends at Yahoo! have reinvented themselves with a new ad campaign, and apparently a new service that lets you, yes
you, control the NET. This is exciting stuff. Well, until you look at the people they chose to represent
you. Let's take a closer look at
you, through the eyes of Yahoo!
Do
you like to skateboard? Shirtless, in swim trunks, after you just finished working out at Muscle Beach? And will you still be kick-flipping at the ripe age of 50? Something tells me this isn't the sk8er boi Avril Lavigne was referring to.
If this truly is
you, I think I want to punch you in the face.
What the **** are
you wearing? Did you just raid a free bin? I feel embarrassed for your pit bull.
Is this how
you react when you check your email? I hate to be the person to tell you this, but you didn't really win a prize from Megafortune Lottery International.
You are giving me plenty of reason not to have kids.
Do you like to skateboard? Shirtless, in swim trunks, after you just finished working out at Muscle Beach? And will you still be kick-flipping at the ripe age of 50? Something tells me this isn't the sk8er boi Avril Lavigne was referring to.
If this truly is you, I think I want to punch you in the face.
What the **** are you wearing? Did you just raid a free bin? I feel embarrassed for your pit bull.
Is this how you react when you check your email? I hate to be the person to tell you this, but you didn't really win a prize from Megafortune Lottery International.
You are giving me plenty of reason not to have kids.
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2 comments:
Don Rickles would be proud.
This feels so much like me!
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