tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5529329475326790303.post2750056299255986765..comments2023-05-13T02:49:23.175-07:00Comments on Erasable Pen: Reader Challenge: If you could name a toilet seat cover company, what would it be called?Dan Luriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11929400032294504257noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5529329475326790303.post-52575653389032853572008-07-10T13:17:00.000-07:002008-07-10T13:17:00.000-07:00Shiatz! Pronounced(Shee-otz) with great exclamatio...Shiatz! Pronounced(Shee-otz) with great exclamation and excrement, or excitement that is.PDX Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03346443684862918466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5529329475326790303.post-87495085850605121322008-07-03T14:21:00.000-07:002008-07-03T14:21:00.000-07:00also:Take a load off FannySani-Plopalso:<BR/><BR/>Take a load off Fanny<BR/>Sani-PlopAaronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02254460004425280732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5529329475326790303.post-71657831138501054872008-07-03T09:31:00.000-07:002008-07-03T09:31:00.000-07:00I'm still amazed by the name "Rest Assured." geniu...I'm still amazed by the name "Rest Assured." genius. The seat covers in my office are called "Discreat Seat." With that in mind, my list:<BR/><BR/>Excrete Seat<BR/>The Rimmer<BR/>The Great Barrier Reef<BR/>Roids-a-Danglin'<BR/>Kiss Me Lightly on the Cheeks<BR/>Cleveland Brand (TM) Steamers<BR/>Hairy Pooper and the Sorceror's Throne<BR/>King Kenneth Island<BR/>Fun Tube<BR/>Hairy Buffalo<BR/>Fecal Baby Baptismal Liners<BR/>Cap'n Dookers Fun FactoryAaronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02254460004425280732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5529329475326790303.post-83176618660558522252008-07-02T17:05:00.000-07:002008-07-02T17:05:00.000-07:00Here's a few, but coming close to Chester H. McGil...Here's a few, but coming close to Chester H. McGillicutty's Olde Tyme Ass Mats is gonna be tough...<BR/><BR/>-Never mind the Buttocks <BR/>-Aunt Fanny's Sanitary Shields<BR/>-Tush Time Tissues<BR/>-Derriere Do RightsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5529329475326790303.post-25299665170560921072008-07-01T10:20:00.000-07:002008-07-01T10:20:00.000-07:00This thought provoking topic inspired me in a few ...This thought provoking topic inspired me in a few different directions:<BR/><BR/>1. Asses to Ashes (Our seat covers made from the bark of pure Ash trees.)<BR/><BR/>Or, for a consumer base with a more literary taste:<BR/><BR/>1. Love in the Time of Cholera<BR/>2. Snow Falling on Cedars<BR/><BR/>Or try something from our limited edition Shakespearean series titled 'Theatre in the Round':<BR/><BR/>1. To Pee or Not to Pee<BR/>2. The Tempest<BR/>3. Much Ado About Nothing<BR/><BR/>And finally for, ahem, shits and giggles, I submit my 'word verification' code for making this post, which, oddly enough, isn't actually a word in any language spoken on planet Earth and yet does sound like something associated with the excretory system:<BR/><BR/>1. cweuiigi (immediately followed by the little handicap guy symbol)<BR/><BR/>DomAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5529329475326790303.post-11297813337983445002008-06-30T22:02:00.000-07:002008-06-30T22:02:00.000-07:00might i suggest the always dependable "crapper cap...might i suggest the always dependable "crapper cappers" or the higher end offering, "bottoms' barely there" with enhanced two-ply technology, for ultimate comfort.juliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03399423840724928233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5529329475326790303.post-78440677805104809972008-06-27T13:01:00.000-07:002008-06-27T13:01:00.000-07:00My submission, although, I think this only applies...My submission, although, I think this only applies to women since men don't need toilet seat covers when they pee. <BR/><BR/>"Don't wipe the seatie and still be a sweetie." OR<BR/>"Be a sweetie and don't wipe the seatie."<BR/><BR/>I'm not sure which one is better. I'm also not sure if it's "seatie" or "seaty"Antelope Baby Industrieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16328754328363714591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5529329475326790303.post-67640744106673490832008-06-27T12:13:00.000-07:002008-06-27T12:13:00.000-07:00Very nice WOZ! Each of your suggestions will recei...Very nice WOZ! Each of your suggestions will receive strong consideration. I've also added a new one to my list:<BR/><BR/>It's a Safe Bet Somebody Probably Peed On There TMDan Luriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11929400032294504257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5529329475326790303.post-4340845886825354792008-06-27T11:47:00.000-07:002008-06-27T11:47:00.000-07:00I have multiple submissions...1. Chester H. McGill...I have multiple submissions...<BR/><BR/>1. Chester H. McGillicutty's Olde Tyme Ass Mats<BR/>2. a la Commode<BR/>3. Safe Drop<BR/>4. Blissful Surrender<BR/>5. Butt Of Course<BR/>6. Toilet Shields<BR/>7. Aids Be Gone<BR/> <BR/>WOZ.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com